Hi there,
Put away your coat. Load the ice cube tray. Clean your barbecue. Realise it’s still filthy. Buy a new barbecue. Wash your shorts. Realise they’re still filthy. Refuse to buy new shorts because it’s a total hassle. Enjoy a few touching moments with old hosey the hose because he’ll be banned soon.
A TWO-WEEK HEATWAVE HAS BEEN FORECAST & next weeks MNF is gonna be good, especially as Simon’s ‘trouble’ has been away all week and the little gonk has been in bed at 9.30pm every night, preparing - he’s hardcore you know…………Let’s see what happens tonight?!
Soccerette Anyone???
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