Hi there,
Right now – at this VERY moment – 40-year-old unfunnyman Jonathan Deformed is trying to do exercise that doesn’t involve him getting injured! swimming the length of the Thames perhaps. It’s 140 miles long. It’ll take over a week. 39million cubic metres of raw sewage end up in the Thames every year. Sometimes, weird things like armless dead bodies and whales are found just bobbing around.
He will get to eat about 4,400 calories every day.
Every cloud, eh?
With shots from every angle, MNF arrives this Monday. To get one of sixteen places, Let me know who fancy’s the Soccerette?.
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