MNF 31st TEAMS

Hi there,

The MNF office is currently a sea of orange. Everywhere you look, there's a mashed-up pumpkin. It looks like Bert (Max) and Ernie (Defraud) had a punch up (probably after a debate about whether it's better to have a monobrow or no eyebrows at all), and things didn't end well for poor Ern.

It's not too late for YOU to get involved in the MNF Pumpkin Carving Competition. Just carve something amazeballs and send me a picture Winners will win a pair of new boots curtesy of Cellphone store…..

Teams - don’t forget last weeks subs……


Darks

Gotts x1
Max
Warren x1
Turk x1
Didge x1
Jason d
Silver x1
Baum

Whites

Cooper x1
Dj x1
Gink
Ian x1
The rat x1
Perilly x1
Damon x1
Chilli x1

MNF 31st

Hi there,

Come on, let's hear it for Simon Defriennd. The man's clearly bonkers but brilliant with it; his first time going into the office yesterday was an ice-cool nothings-gonna-stop-me and that 'look how tough I am?' T-shirt celebration was even more inspired. Here's the latest sing-song from the terraces:

Oh Simon he's a striker…
He's good at buying houses / but can’t wear any trousers
He's allergic to grass but when he plays / He's fucking class
Drives round in his 911 / and is having a daughter or a son?
Always wears a vest / Because he’s the best
Buys loads of buildings / but has no feelings
Has a lovely gaff / even though his jokes are naff
Now he’s done his knee / he still seems to glee
MNFers love him / and got him a card –
Who says the man isn’t that Hard?

Oh Simon …

Let's get him better, shall we? Soccerette...from right now in my tokyo hotel room………………

MNF 24th Teams

Hi there,


Well my stomach is groaning after a delivery of chilli Ramon I had last night in Roponggi . Seriously, when someone says you can’t finish off anymore and you go ‘ha, I so can’ then you get meat cramps it’s a pretty dire start to the week. Still, there’s loads to get your teeth stuck into even if you don’t have a Ramon at hand, like our awesome MNF email with team sheets….

Trailer - http://youtu.be/9uM7FpNxz1Q

Darks


1. Dan reese
2. josh
3. Warren
4. Darren harris x1
5. Turk
6. Gotts
7. Silver
8. Ratzker

Whites

9. Didge
10. Perilly
11. Ian chapman
12. dave jones
13. Chilli
14. Damon
15. Cooper
16. Shatty

MNF 24th

Hi there,

Get well soon to Simon ‘Ledley King’ Defraud, he’s only got 1 knee he’s better than John Terry, and MNF's Co-ordinator, Gingbag. Rich had such a wild week that he's now lost his voice and is just nodding and smiling whilst I tell him about getting his Wilsons for Matt Goss at the Royal Albert Hall tonight. Great work, Gingbag.

Enjoy the weekend – who fancys the Soccerette??

MNF 17th Teams

Hi there,

So MNF nearly banned Baum for three games, meaning he'll miss the next encounters of MNF. Basically, Baum did a bad thing, then he'll do a good thing and everything will be okay again.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. BREAKING NEWS:

I went to Dave Lee's for Sunday Lunch yesterday, it was a 90s themed party, so it made sense for the Gingbag to organise it…packets of Sherbet Dip-Dap, Toy Story Posters and a bird dressed like Anneka Rice! she's still hot, obviously, but I cant help think she must have felt sad sorting out Dave's Component lead when her career used to consist of scissor grabbing confused female contestants with her powerful, tanned thighs.

See you later….



Darks

Defraud
Jason D
Max
Cooper
Dan reese
Didge
Deniz
Darren harris

Whites

Damon
Silver
Gink
The Rat
Iain Chapman
Chilli
Dave jones
Perilly

MNF 17th

Hi there,

Well that was a mental week. Renting the flat, getting gooey-eyed over the pages of the IKEA catalogue and wondering why the new tenant decided he didn’t want the mirrors. Is he a vampire? Ghost? Only time will tell.
While he grows accustomed to his new surroundings (and I see what i can forage for food on the way into work), you can check out the latest brilliant trailer for MNF – This MNF seems like it might be full to the brim, so unfortunately its a first come first served for the 16 VIP places – good luck who fancys the soccerette??

MNF 10th Teams

Hi there,

Hello there MNFers, so here it begins. No more slacking at MNF. It’s truly a great honour to play, and I can promise you will not be let down. Rest assured, I won’t throw the baby out with the bathwater, instead I’ll put that little baby in a cannon and fire the bugger into space, and film it all for your viewing pleasure. Seriously, I will be making some changes to the rules – all of them good – there’ll be more on football, more on Gingbag, more useful arrears section, it’ll be sexy but never sleazy; stuff that I'm pretty certain floats your boat.

Make sure you bring the balances tonight…..


Darks
Max
Jason D
Grotts x 2
Dave Lee
Defraud
Turky Turk
Baum x1
Ratsker x1

Whites
Dave Jones x1
Perilli
Cooper – 3 quid
Chilli
Silver
Didge
Damon – 1 quid
Dan Reese

MNF 10th

Hi there,

Today I went to Sainsbury's to buy a Fab ice lolly and guess what? Amazingly, the self-checkout machine gave me back the exact money we put in - a perfect end to the summer. But if the newspapers are right it'll be snowing by Monday, at which point I'll be marching straight back to the very same self-checkout for some baked beans and blood-warming liquor. You can have some, if you like.

Enjoy the Fast….Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 3rd TEAMS

Hi there,

If ever there was a day to bunk off work, it was today. Or Friday. Or yesterday. Oop no, yesterday was Sunday and outside, it was just like Barbados. Enjoyed it. Shorts, shades, ice creams, just-longer-than-you-normally-would-eye-contact-on-public-transport. Spurs beating the Arse. THE WORKS. Enjoy tonight and don’t forget last weeks subs marked by an X! Oh and this weeks soccerette…..

Darks



1. Max
2. Dan Reese x1
3. Defraud x1
4. Deniz x1
5. Josh
6. Jason d x1
7. Gotts x1
8. TBC

Whites

9. Letzer x1
10. Dave Jones x1
11. Perilly x1
12. Chilli x1
13. Cooper x1
14. Baum x1
15. Didge x1
16. Gink x1