Thursday, 27 October 2011

MNF 31st




Hi there,

Come on, let's hear it for Simon Defriennd. The man's clearly bonkers but brilliant with it; his first time going into the office yesterday was an ice-cool nothings-gonna-stop-me and that 'look how tough I am?' T-shirt celebration was even more inspired. Here's the latest sing-song from the terraces:

Oh Simon he's a striker…
He's good at buying houses / but can’t wear any trousers
He's allergic to grass but when he plays / He's fucking class
Drives round in his 911 / and is having a daughter or a son?
Always wears a vest / Because he’s the best
Buys loads of buildings / but has no feelings
Has a lovely gaff / even though his jokes are naff
Now he’s done his knee / he still seems to glee
MNFers love him / and got him a card –
Who says the man isn’t that Hard?

Oh Simon …

Let's get him better, shall we? Soccerette...from right now in my tokyo hotel room………………

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