MNF 28th TEAMS

Hi there,

When I heard it was Black Friday last week, I thought "Oh God, what's Sepp Blatter been saying now?" But it's okay, it's just the day when everyone goes "Oh bloody hell don't tell me Christmas has come round AGAIN" and starts buying stuff like the closing of Currys' shutters will initiate an Armageddon.

Not me, though. I'll be doing my usual trick of leaving everything until the last minute, buying it online, realising it won't arrive in time and then undertaking a demoralising dash around a barren Poundland.

I don't want to ruin any surprises but... If you're expecting to receive a gift from MNF this year, and you're a big fan of playing football in the freezing cold, then boy oh boy could you be in for a joyous Noël.

Enjoy the game and don’t forget last weeks subs…as we have a few extras that wanna play tonight!


Darks

Dave Jones x1
Cooper
Shatty x1
Warren
Chilli x1
Damon
Ratz x1
Baum x1

Whites

Turk x2 + (Nephew)
Didge x1
Josh x1
Silver
Gotts x1
Jason x1
Max
Dan REES

MNF 28th

Hi there,

I know better than to trust everything I see on the internet. I've been burnt before. There was the time the internet promised I could have a brand new iPhone just for shooting three cartoon ducks (or was that Cellphone Store?!). My humanitarian side really struggled morally as I popped those little blighters with my crosshair, and still I'm stuck with a naff phone. I've been waiting ages for that cheque from the Nigerian Lottery, and Regal Homes are gonna be really cheesed if it doesn't show up soon.

But today, I pray: please internet, don't let me down. Because today, the internet told us that Hugh Grant's full name is Hugh John Mungo Grant.

MUNGO MUNGO.

What's the best thing YOU'VE ever seen on the internet? Is it the horror tackle from P Goat? Was it the one where he trips over himself and fractures his foot, or the Trailer? Email me and I'll make a lovely little feature compiling the best ones. It'll be GRAND.

Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 21st TEAMS COYS

Hi there,

Today the sun rises at 7.25am and sets 8 hours, 41 minutes and 56 seconds later at 4.06pm. By that time, MNF hopes to have made a decision on whether or not to enrol in the UK 'Curry College' being proposed by communities secretary, Eric Pickles. Seriously.

13 places for tonight, which means we need 1 more, If you have someone, or reckon you might, it'd take the hassle out of me finding one, send your deets.

Enjoy the game…COYS!!!


Darks

Turk
Dave Jones
Perilly
Grotts (please bring a ball!)
Didge
Baum
Gavin

Whites

The rat
Jason d
Coopeer
Chilli
Shatty
Dave Lee
TBC

MNF 21st

Hi there,

There's a few MNFers out there who'd like to remain anonymous but have written to me with a problem:

"Hey MNF, I'm having a tough time. MNF is on Monday, Spurs v Aston Villa is on Monday, its our work Christmas Party on Monday All these tings are going on and I want to go to them ALL but I'm still trying to catch up on all the fantastic highlights, because I live with my girlfriend and she moans if I so much as look at the MNF email. What do I do, buy another computer? Sleep less? Move out? Let me know, please."

It's a tough one alright. Can you help? Maybe this will – Soccerette anyone?

MNF 14th TEAMS

Hi there,

Okay so we’re fourteen days into Movember, and I'm really fighting the urge to shave off this whispy bristly abomination that makes me resemble an 80s footballer with a sideline in blue movies. If you’re taking part, you should turn up tonight, because we're all in this together and stuff.

Enjoy the game…Teams below…

DARKS

Max
Dan reese
Warren
Josh x1
Darren Harris x1
Didge
Silver
Grotts

WHITES

Damon
Perilly
Ratz
Cooper
Robert
Ian
Dave jones
Chilli

MNF 14th

Hi there,

Did you know that Richard ‘Gink’ Ashley gets paid £40k per computer he plugs in ? That means he gets paid more to sit there dour-faced saying "orgh, shawking wiring" than some of those brokers get paid to actually do the shocking wiring. Shocking.

Exclusive Friday MNF email... 16 (yes, 16!) places up for grabs in Mondays game To get your name in the metaphorical-but-nonetheless-dashing hat, just ping your deets 'ere. Soccerette Anyone?

Enjoy the weekend...

MNF 7th TEAMS

Hi there,

It's not just been the week Simon Defraud asked to taken off the MNF email. In case you missed it (Ba Baum), it's been the week of the outrageously-good highlights. I edited what I believe is the ultimate trailer (it's not just a vid) and then uploaded it to youtube, then posted it on Facebook so all the WAGS could see. They are so mighty that Laura Defraud was pretty sure she could see tufts of Chuck Norris' beard in between the scenes. Bring on Christmas. And those that are getting slack with the subs, get with it……..

See you later


Darks

Max
Baum
Didge
Darren Harris x 2
The Rat
Turk
Jason D
Dave Lee

Whites

Perilly
Chilli
Gink
Damon
Dan Reese
Shatty x 1
Dave jones x 1
Cooper

MNF 7th

Hi there,

It's only bloody MNF! The occasionally quite good MNFers continue their preparation for 2012 by taking on Lights at Borehamwood on Monday. I've got 16 places to give away. If you want in, send us a picture of your football boots. The Turk has already done so…
Good luck!

The highlghts from a few weeks ago are finished and dammit they're good Mondays ones will be ready next week, and you'll have no trouble recognising Defraudgate on its own clip. Also included: the rules of dating (for the Gink), 1. McDonalds isnt going for dinner 2. Don’t ask her to chip in for a Big Mac 3. Don’t send her 38 SMSs in 2 hours!, you might as well read the feature on why Gary Barlow is just like you. For real.

Soccerette anyone???