MNF 23rd

Hi there,

Have you seen the awesome video of a holographic BLUE performing in Chengdu yet? It was bloody amazing. If you haven't seen it, watch it here. soon. Then come back and tell me which other former great MNFer you'd like to see back - you can have your say.

Seeing things that aren't really there is a weird experience, eh Martin Atkinson?

Enjoy the soccerette...

MNF 16th TEAMS

Hello

If I'm honest, i was initially feeling a bit upset that this weekend comprises only two days, making it half the size of last weekend’s four-day egg-mauling bonanza. But then I realised…
SOMETIMES SMALL THINGS ARE BETTER THAN BIG THINGS

1. Luka Modric > Emile Heskey
2. Wearing a watch > dragging a grandfather clock around with you everywhere you go
3. All the other Kardashian sisters > that giant one
4. Flatscreen tellys > those massive boxy ones that took up half your lounge
5. Tinie Tempah > Will Smith

So there. Let’s all enjoy this weekend for what it is - the brave, forty-eight hour little champion of good times.
PS If you can't watch the FA Cup semi final RIGHT NOW coz you are about to get on a flight to Hong Kong, then what are you playing at?

Enjoy the game COYS… and I will collect the doe next week!

Darks

Grotts x 1
Silver
Jason d
Spencer
Didge
Weener
Baum
Bradley
Josh A

Whites

Iain
Singer
Dan reese
Cooper
Josh burns
Damon
GInk
Freed
Darren harris

MNF 16th

Yo

A Yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. ‘My son's choking! ‘ she cries. ‘He’s swallowed the sixpence in the Christmas pudding! Please, anyone – help!’

Without speaking, a man stands up at a nearby table, and walks over nonchalantly. Smiling pleasantly, he grips the boy by the gonads and squeezes: the boy coughs, and out pops the coin.

‘Thank you so much!’ beams the relieved mother. ‘Are you a paramedic?’

‘No,’ replied the man, ‘I work for the Inland Revenue.’

So here are two girls taking pictures of themselves in their bedrooms to feature as a Soccerette. They want you for flirty chat online. or just want to show you their socks. Ya dig?

Who's In?

MNF 2nd TEAMS

Hi there,

April Fool’s Day is without question my least favourite day of the year. It gives complete twats the freedom to act like complete twats, provided they shout “APRIL FOOL’S” at the end of being a twat.

“Haha! I punctured the tyre on your car! April Fool’s!” Twat.

“I sent a text to Gingbag pretending he's playing MNF on monday! LOL! April Fool’s!” Twat.

“I replaced your emergency inhaler with a party blower! April Fool’s!” Twat.

Even if you are a dedicated ‘japester’, April Fool’s Day is actually the worst day for you to perform your hilarious pranks. Everyone knows it’s April Fool’s Day, so they’re on their guard. It’s like trying to pickpocket someone while wearing an ‘I’m A Massive Pickpocket’ T-shirt and humming the Pink Panther theme tune.

Let's just call it 'Sunday', eh?

Enjoy the game

Darks

Josh Burns
Silver
Ging
Turk
Robert Baum
Spencer
Cooper
Dave jones
Rakster

Whites

Didge
Wazza
Jason D
Dan Reese
Singer
Josh Abrahams
Freed
Max
Darren Harris x 1

MNF 2nd

Hi there,

Sorry its late but in case you hadn't noticed, SUMMER'S HERE. In March? Isn't it too early? No. Summer is a state of mind, not tied to specific months. How can I tell? Easy:

— Girls are suddenly dramatically more attractive because they have removed their outer layers of clothing and added hilariously oversized sunglasses that make them resemble bugs (sexy bugs).
— Sometimes, Gingbag will be walking through the high street at, like, half-ten in the morning, and there'll be a bloke with his shirt tied round his waist and a can of lager in his hand, and he'll look at him like he's the odd one that bats for the other side.
— I've been looking up barbecue recipes online and genuinely thinking about setting stuff alight, shoving cheap meat on top of it for an indeterminate duration and then eating it. (very Gino De Campo)
— Cider is out of the awkward hinterland between "mulled" and "chilled", meaning we can drink it shamelessly in wasp-filled beer gardens the land over.
— I'm looking at cars with open-topped roofs and feeling jealous of their combovered owners. — I've had the heating off for three whole days and I might bloody well open a window soon and don't you even try to stop me.

So that settles that, then. Summer's here. Break out the shorts. Pass us our flip-flops. Get us a cocktail stick with crusty pineapple stuck to it. WE ARE READY.

Soccerette>??????

MNF 26th Teams

Hi there,

Today is a day laced with sadness, for three treasured MNFers cant get in the starting line up.

One of them (Richard Freed) is going to play somewhere else (idiot), one of them (Spencer S) is waiting for a drop out (genius), and one of them (Josh Abrahams) is waiting in Islington for the call (SURE?).

I'm determined to overcome my melancholia and cherish this triumvirate of heroism for the giants among men that they are. They've each done many incredible things - far too many to recount here - but here's one thing we'll remember about each of them:

Richard Freed once had blonde highlights put in hair, & wrote an articulate dissertation on the subject of To Cool For School. If you Google "QEB?" - which a surprising number of people do - you'll see what we mean.

Spence once played in a MNF 9 aside game

Josh Abrahams once brought some new shinny trainers to MNF and made the day of every single one of us.

Fare well, good men. I salute you. Need to know ASAP if you cant make it……..

TEAMS

Darks

Max
Richard ashley
Warren
Jason d
Didge
Singer
Silver
Grotts

Whites

Bradley
Cooper
Chilli
Ratz
Damon
Robert baum
Turk
Dave lee

MNF 26th

Hi there,

MNF was really BRINGING IT this week. Just in time for The Apprentice (back on Wednesday), Britain's Got Talent returns tomorrow, and BBC's "It's a lot like The X Factor but not in a 'you-can-sue-us' kind of way" The Voice also debuts this weekend.

Simultaneously, Pizza Hut are doing one of those "Don't give us that much money and we'll give you more pizza than you'd normally expect for that amount of money" deals.

So lets do it all again on Monday, Soccerette Anyone?

Enjoy the weekend...