MNF 28th Teams Arse 1 Birmingham 2

Morning,
Yesterday, at about 10am, MNF gaffer writer Max Bloom answered the phone to Simon Defraud. During the call I was offered a ticket for the Carling Cup Final at Wembley, (Club Level - including a buffet with seven pieces of meat: a crocodile steak, an ostrich steak, a zebra steak, a camel steak, a wildebeest steak, a kangaroo steak and a wagyu beef steak. It was easily the hardest decision in my life to turn it down. Needless to say, I’m gutted. But not that much I had 5-1 on the Blues.
Remember: Don’t be late tonight or forget to pay before you play
Enjoy the game…….,



Darks

1. Deniz
2. Cooper x1
3. Chilli
4. Perilly
5. The rat
6. Simon
7. Didge
8. Gotts

Whites

9. Damon
10. Gink
11. David d
12. Baum
13. Silver
14. Ian
15. Singer
16. Jason d

MNF 28th My Birthday

Hi there,
Something big's going to happen tonight, and it's not just the Maxter getting a haircut. BE READY. Its my tomorrow and im having a Russell –McQueen is gonna be rockin It also does food. Spectacular, tasty, colourful food. Like Ronaldinho playing for Barcelona between 2004-2005, but in a bowl. If you would like to visit (nearest tube Old Street)…these Soccerettes are gonna be there – will you?
Check out Mondays highlights RIGHT HERE – Darks look away now, unless of course you wanna see Little D nearly kicking the crap out of Deniz Cattuso
Whos in...

MNF 21st My Birthday Party

There was a big match this week. No, not some French team beating some Spanish team in North London, we’re talking about a proper old fashioned dust-up. A big ol’ showdown, in McQueen, Shoreditch.
In the red corner is, the Hairy Maxter hoping to celebrate is birthday in true knockout style. In the blue corner is Richard ‘Gingbag’ Ashley, weighing in at 42 (and a half) years old and hoping his luscious legs will dance their way to victory.
Let me know if you guys are around should be fun, The referee for this title bout? The one and only Aston Harvey. (Strange saying, that, 'the one and only', seeing as there are probably thousands of 'Aston Harveys' around. But that's not very interesting, so let's just ignore that particular tangent.) The thing is, y’see, as every good woman knows, if you’re attending a fancy do (like my birthday), you can only wear a dress that flaunts your legs OR your cleavage. Women that break this golden tenet are banished to the land of ‘I wouldn’t let my boyfriend be friends with HER’, a land populated by tuts and furtively exchanged knowing glances.
See you at 7.50pm

Darks

1. Chilli
2. David d
3. Silver
4. Ian
5. Cooper x1
6. Gink
7. Dave lee
8. Perilly

Whites

9. Damon
10. Deniz
11. Didge
12. Baum
13. The rat
14. Defraud
15. Singer
16. Dave Jones

MNF 21st

Hi there,

This week is all about: Gattusogate (Deniz Azizgate in English). That's right. Spurs won of course, because they were very good the other night. OH COME ON Arse fans. Don't be like that. Just spend loads of money on a defender and get over it yeah? Yeah. You can get 1000/1 on a Spurs v Arse Champions League final and Gallas scoring, think there’s more chance of our very own Dicky Ashley getting a girls digits this weekend than that….Right, Mondays game is gonna be good – although certain MNFers might find themselves sitting this one out due to dropping out at the last minute....Soccerette Anyone???

MNF 14th

Hello There

Mondays Highlights below - Good is it/are you/was it? Sure! Sure it is/you are/it was! Next week, look out for: Simon Defraud & The Rat doing something brilliant with their Trouble & Strifes instead of playing MNF on Monday night - i'm sure the food will be great. Just on on a scale of 1 - 100, their knowledge of being romantic is around 5. Anyone else gonna put Valentines before MNF? the brilliant Maxter might be back, and he can grow a massive beard. Unless of course the Soccerette below is up for date……Who's IN????

MNF 7th TEAMS

Hi there,

Have you had a good weekend? I have, because after the success of last week's MNF, I've declared 2011's MNF Man Of The Match open for business. I've significantly expanded our sexy Blog & Highlights over the past 12 months, so have a mooch around, then cast your vote. Enjoy tonight, any drop outs let me know asap…..

Darks

1. Singer
2. Ian
3. Turk
4. Perilly
5. David d
6. Robert
7. The Rat
8. Didge

Whites

9. Gotts
10. Cooper
11. Reese
12. Simon
13. Silver x2
14. DJ
15. Chilli
16. Jason D

MNF 7th

Hi there,
What's up, transfer deadline day MNFers? Crazy stuff, that's what. If you look at my Twitter http://www.twitter.com/maxbloomfeed and close your eyes slightly, it looks as if Marc Didge and Paul Churchill are orchestrating a siege in Egypt. This isn't going to end well. Especially as Simon Defraud is wearing skinny jeans, grey winkle pickers and walking around with a really feminine Manbag, let’s hope he doesn’t bring it on Monday….Enjoy the weekend, Soccerette Anyone??