MNF 22nd Teams

Hi there,

Walking to the train station this morning, I overheard a snippet of conversation between a young couple. The boy had auditioned for X Factor. Judging by his speaking voice, his rather fetching shellsuit, and the fact that he had clearly cut his own hair, I reckon he'll make it to the final three, at least.

I can hear Louis now: "Well oi loiked it!"

In other asinine television news, remember last year when Big Brother finally finished FOREVER?

Well last week it started again.

And it was mildly hilarious.

They obviously couldn't afford the Geordie voiceover bloke that always used to do it, so, rather than get someone with, we dunno, a completely different voice, they got someone who sounded enough like that Geordie bloke for it to be weird but not enough like him for anyone to think it was actually him.

Oh, television. Especially as we need 2 more for tonight, please ask around ASAP - Wazza has Aaron got any mates???

Enjoy the game...


Darks

1. Chilli
2. Aron
3. Warren
4. Max
5. Shatty
6. Perilly
7. TBC

Lights

8. Jason D
9. Dave jones
10. Baum
11. Dan reese
12. Gotts
13. TBC
14. Dave

MNF 22nd

Hi there,

So, the Premier League made its return at the weekend. It turns out, even though we’ve been without it for almost four months, not much has changed. (Luckily we’ve had MNF)

Joey Barton is still the kind of boy your mum wouldn't want you to be friends with. Kieron Dyer is still made of glass. Manchester United are still winning games of football and Fernando Torres still can’t score a goal. (He should take some tips from the Maxter!)

Plus, Cesc Fabregas joined Barcelona. Apparently he prefers their "pass, pass, pass, pass, goal" tactic to Arsenal's "pass, pass, pass, pass, slap".

And because Manure are playing the mighty Spurs on Monday night, we maybe short of numbers for MNF need to know ASAP if you fancy the Soccerette……

MNF 15th Teams

Hi there,

While many people were doing brave and helpful things during last week’s riots, I was hiding out in Chelsea eating ham straight from the packet and getting frightened by nonsensical rumour-mongering on Twitter.

In truth, I’m a little disappointed that the climax of my riot drama was when a tiny piece of pasta caught fire on the hob and I had to frantically wave a tea towel under the fire alarm to avoid annoying the neighbours. Could have posted that on Twitter as a raging inferno of a housefire, I suppose.

Someone should make up a saying about all this dramatic hyperbole. "Don't believe everything you read" - something like that.

If you can get one more tonight make let me know asap or if you let us down and would rather give me a nice £5 for nothing, email me back saying I’m out, and that's exactly what you'll get.

Enjoy the game...



Darks

1. Simon
2. David defriend
3. Baum
4. Didge
5. Dan Reese x1
6. Dave jones
7. Perilly
8. Jason d

Whites

9. Max
10. Warren
11. Aaron
12. Darren Harris
13. Chilli
14. Grotts
15. Shamps
16. TBC (need 1 more!)

MNF 15th

Hi there,

This week, literally all this week, we watched live coverage of riots in Hackney, Enfield & Birmingham And d'you know what I’m thinking?

Leave. Nando's. Alone.

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHICKEN?

On a completely unrelated topic, our friends at MNF have produced a snazzy trailer for the new MNF League season. Enjoy it, don't break a window.

Exclusive Friday MNF Newsletter giveaway... Nat Spray, the can to stop you getting bitten to shreds next week. If you want to win some, email me telling us your favourite MNF star of all time. Include wheather you fancy the soccerette too, so we don't have to go all Miss Marple on your ass.

Enjoy the weekend….

MNF 8th TEAMS

Hi there,

If you're a fan of Enfield, a fan of the Tottenham, or, steady now, a fan of Charity Shops, there's been big news this weekend.

Police are looking for a man who owns VHS, likes Puzzles, Wearing a Wedding dress & Cardigan listening to a Leo Sayer LP

Hold on. Hold on just a minute.

Police have also confirmed that should the riots threaten London's fashion district they will adopt a size zero tolerance….

Frankly, until this fancy 'Looting' starts pulling its weight by taking a few Cher Lloyd CDs, vandalising WHL or turning up at MNF, we're just going to carry on like normal.

TEAMS

Darks

Singer
Max
Jason d
Simon
Warren
Aaron (Wazza is that ok?)
Dazza harris
Ratzger

Whites

David d
Chilli
Dave jones
Shatty
Baum
Didge x1
Josh x1
Vinnie

MNF 8th THE Trailer

Hi there,

It’s about bloody time summer arrived. Having spent a substantial amount of time in Ibiza poking around IN A CAVE because the weather was so mind-blowingly crap, I'm starting to get a bit confused about all this global warming shiz. No one ever talked about global cooling. Old people have a tough enough time as it is without having to worry about slipping on wet leaves and popping a hip in July.

The cave tour spell also revealed that espadrilles are not a hardy shoe. That is of course unless you want your suitcase to resemble a mouldy grave strewn with wicker.

Don’t even get us started on the short/trouser fiasco. BBC Weather is run by flamin' lunatics.

Exclusive Friday MNF Highlights... Fancy winning a place in Mondays game? Then send an email telling me your favourite thing about the Trailer and include whether you fancy the Soccerette or not……

Enjoy the weekend….

MNF 1st Teams

Hi there,

I’ll tell you what’s really getting on my nerves, shall I? (I'm going to tell you anyway so any answer other than “yes please” is futile.)

What’s really getting on my nerves is the internet.

“Woah woah woah” I hear you cry. “Don’t you love the internet?”

Yes, of course I do. It’s great. It gives and gives and never expects anything in return. But I most certainly don’t love those adverts that follow you around everywhere. For the last two days, an advert for a belt that I looked at for literally two seconds has been stalking me on every website we visit.

How do they expect this to work? I decided i didn’t want that belt the first time we saw it – I'm not going to cave in just because you keep forcing it in front of me.

Walking to the office today, I turned around and I'm pretty certain i saw it nipping behind a bush to hide.

I WILL NOT BUY YOUR BELT.

"Ooh, wait, it comes in brown?"

Enjoy tonight and don’t forget last weeks subs, we could also do with 2 more so let me know if anyone else is available???

Darks

Chilli x1
Shatty x1
Ratz x1
Jason d x1
David d
Warren
Darren

Whites

Baum x1
Dave jones x1
Perilly x1
Gotts x1
SINGR x1
Adam x1
Defraud x2