Hi there,
I’ll tell you what’s really getting on my nerves, shall I? (I'm going to tell you anyway so any answer other than “yes please” is futile.)
What’s really getting on my nerves is the internet.
“Woah woah woah” I hear you cry. “Don’t you love the internet?”
Yes, of course I do. It’s great. It gives and gives and never expects anything in return. But I most certainly don’t love those adverts that follow you around everywhere. For the last two days, an advert for a belt that I looked at for literally two seconds has been stalking me on every website we visit.
How do they expect this to work? I decided i didn’t want that belt the first time we saw it – I'm not going to cave in just because you keep forcing it in front of me.
Walking to the office today, I turned around and I'm pretty certain i saw it nipping behind a bush to hide.
I WILL NOT BUY YOUR BELT.
"Ooh, wait, it comes in brown?"
Enjoy tonight and don’t forget last weeks subs, we could also do with 2 more so let me know if anyone else is available???
Darks
Chilli x1
Shatty x1
Ratz x1
Jason d x1
David d
Warren
Darren
Whites
Baum x1
Dave jones x1
Perilly x1
Gotts x1
SINGR x1
Adam x1
Defraud x2
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