Hi there,
While many people were doing brave and helpful things during last week’s riots, I was hiding out in Chelsea eating ham straight from the packet and getting frightened by nonsensical rumour-mongering on Twitter.
In truth, I’m a little disappointed that the climax of my riot drama was when a tiny piece of pasta caught fire on the hob and I had to frantically wave a tea towel under the fire alarm to avoid annoying the neighbours. Could have posted that on Twitter as a raging inferno of a housefire, I suppose.
Someone should make up a saying about all this dramatic hyperbole. "Don't believe everything you read" - something like that.
If you can get one more tonight make let me know asap or if you let us down and would rather give me a nice £5 for nothing, email me back saying I’m out, and that's exactly what you'll get.
Enjoy the game...
Darks
1. Simon
2. David defriend
3. Baum
4. Didge
5. Dan Reese x1
6. Dave jones
7. Perilly
8. Jason d
Whites
9. Max
10. Warren
11. Aaron
12. Darren Harris
13. Chilli
14. Grotts
15. Shamps
16. TBC (need 1 more!)
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